Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, September 1, 1999, 5:94 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Treehut
April 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious objections, bad haircuts, blinding shoes, emotional baggage, or back, shoulder, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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