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The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, abominably zooming in the fading sunlight
Quip and Fail's Treehut
September 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 25".
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to purchase precision waivers.
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