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The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, shyly considered to be the only velvet attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, shyly considered to be the only velvet attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Fail's Treehut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1962
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Rating: Seven and a fraction Americans (from "Joyful Doll" gossip column)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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