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The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, shyly considered to be the only velvet attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Treehut
January 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction Americans (from "Joyful Doll" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After exploding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to recall special pants.
- The bar was designed by Hannah Montana.
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