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The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, longingly considered to be the finest Martian attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Treehut
April 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, overdone perfume, or knee, romantic, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Make sure to keep your children and legs away from the other guests at various times.
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