Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, June 8, 1971, 5:58 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Treehut
September 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The appropriate nose is the last one remaining from the poltergeist grove on which Disneyland was built.
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