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The Quip and Fail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary
Quip and Fail's Treehut
April 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Fail's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Pregnant deer should run away.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from religious restrictions, unexplained phobias, or finger disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs away from the other guests at various times.
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