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Rafiki's lion-walking photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Rafiki's lion-walking photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1969
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Never intended for: Veterans

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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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