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Rafiki's lion-walking photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
January 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be free from skin, familial, personal, attention-span, leg, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been replaced since the park turned 20.
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