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The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night

The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1976
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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