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A rough view of Quip and Fail's Treecottage when it's not covered in children
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
March 13, 1999
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, participants are required to obtain custom pants.
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