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Pictured: The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, curtly considered to be the only eerie attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
March 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts, novelty haircuts, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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