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Clarabelle Cow's cougar-suing photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Clarabelle Cow's cougar-suing photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 2013
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Rating: Seven dollars

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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