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The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, universally considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
November 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to queue up for this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
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