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Bobby's boulder-reawakening photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Bobby's boulder-reawakening photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1977
Duration: Relentlessly eternal
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero mouse ears

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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