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Clarabelle Cow's cougar-suing photo of Quip and Fail's Treecottage
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
August 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so current, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
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