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Above: The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during construction
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
July 17, 1955
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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