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A rough view of Quip and Fail's Treecottage when it's not covered in children

A rough view of Quip and Fail's Treecottage when it's not covered in children

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 13, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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