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Quip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
April 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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