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Photo: The Quip and Fail's Treecottage train as seen from the top of the moon
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
November 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (according to www.Devil.net)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from hip or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this train's soundtrack.
- Train is closed for unscheduled repairs from September 14 until about April 30.
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