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Quip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Quip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Quip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Recommended for: Foreigners

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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