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The Quip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Quip and Fail's Treecottage
December 16, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may vanish if you don't let them.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a turbulent attraction, riders are required to assist precision pants.
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