Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An ingenious view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Plus or minus zero smiles (according to "The Trash" discussion forum, 1982)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction and sing along.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for tweens.
- Bumping may occur.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been painted since the land opened.
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