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Mara's caballero-terrifying photo of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Mara's caballero-terrifying photo of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1985
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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