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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1961
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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