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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, immensely disarming in the evening sunlight
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to acorns.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 23 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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