Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, universally considered to be the best serious attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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