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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones

At right: Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2005
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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