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An ingenious view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps

Above: An ingenious view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1985
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating for mice: Plus or minus zero smiles (according to "The Trash" discussion forum, 1982)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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