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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride, August 22, 1977, 6:11 p.m.

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride, August 22, 1977, 6:11 p.m.

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 8, 2013
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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