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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an island

Above: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of an island

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1985
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Recommended for: Vacationing retirees

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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