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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 22, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before the weekend, this dark ride will be crammed full of farm animals.
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