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Clara Cluck's turtle-storytelling photo of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28 pounds.
- Maximum height 60".
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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