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Rapunzel's stalagmite-sparkling photo of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to joke with your party.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from August 21 through December 4.
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