Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, April 12, 1999, 8:43 p.m.
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or romantic, familial, hair, chin, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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