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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse experience at dusk

Above: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse experience at dusk

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 4, 1995
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph


Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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