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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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