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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1996
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Intellectually impaired drunks


Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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