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Pictured: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five toilets (according to Rafiki)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
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