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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly climbing in the afternoon candlelight

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly climbing in the afternoon candlelight

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2013
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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