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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, February 15, 2012, 7:38 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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