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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, April 12, 1999, 8:43 p.m.

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, April 12, 1999, 8:43 p.m.

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1978
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 98 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs up

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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