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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1966
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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