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A new view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

Photo: A new view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1993
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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