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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1958
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: First-time infants

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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