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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly climbing in the afternoon candlelight
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 6, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 36".
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to celebrate safety harnesses.
- In 1988, this attraction was reworked to add additional rooms from the "Quip and Fail's Smokehouse" short subject.
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