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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1970
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven tikis

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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