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A soundsational view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in dualism

A soundsational view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in dualism

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 16, 2013
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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