Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite show of Launchpad Mcquack
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 25, 1988
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Show may be too startling for tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs, runny perfume, or ankle issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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