Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction first thing during lunch.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Scrooge Mcduck interaction thingy.
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