Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Benny the Cab
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this ride just before leaving.
- Before enjoying this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Guests may get very tired on this ride.
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