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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride, July 22, 1998, 10:76 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
- The TV in the stack room was originally a prop in the Disney film "30,000 Leagues Within the Crib".
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