Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 1:81 p.m.
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve snowballs.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Shortest guest must be at least 77" (after a haircut) tall.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 36 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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