Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1984
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from April 23 through August 1.
Trivia
- The padawan in the apprentice room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1,000 Leagues Below the Driver".
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