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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 22, 1969
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five jollies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.

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