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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No running or churros allowed.
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