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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Above: The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1967
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven stars (by the ghost of Cogsworth)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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