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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite experience of Justin Timberlake
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 3, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this experience in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or attention-span or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this experience.
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