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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite show of Launchpad Mcquack

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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 25, 1988
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Recommended for: Conjoined fanboys

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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