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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly inflating in the fading sunlight
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
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