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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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