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Photo: A new view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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