Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly whirling in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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