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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly inflating in the fading sunlight

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly inflating in the fading sunlight

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1972
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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