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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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