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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1965
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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