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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse thrill ride, August 22, 1977, 6:11 p.m.
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
October 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to avoid this thrill ride second thing in the afternoon.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, you'll want to find something more thrilling.
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