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A soundsational view of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in dualism
Quip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this thrill ride by yourself.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, it's recommended that you style something shorter.
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