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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, universally considered to be the best serious attraction at Disneyland

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Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1974
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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