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The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Quip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Quip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1961
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Possessions

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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