Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse
February 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 60".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches by the river.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
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