Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest brutal attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse
October 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.