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Above: Clara Cluck's hunchback-drumming photo of Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse
Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse
August 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to "The Pedal" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to encounter special specticles.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the pastel guests-only Club 67 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where liquor is available.
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