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The Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse dark ride, vapidly choking in the fading sunlight

The Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse dark ride, vapidly choking in the fading sunlight

Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 2, 2015
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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