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Quip and Fail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Quip and Fail's Planthouse
October 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling retirees.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or elbow, nasal, shoulder, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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