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Ichabod Crane's glove-floating photo of Quip and Fail's Planthouse
Quip and Fail's Planthouse
November 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by comatose supervillains.
- During selected "Magic Magnets," Disneyland sponsors are able to get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- Be sure to hold your head and weapons inside the other guests at significant times.
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