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The Quip and Fail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Quip and Fail's Planthouse
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to have safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from April 22 until something like August 20.
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