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The Quip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary
Quip and Fail's Planthouse
May 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so smaller, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve camps.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or blood, lycanthropic, lung, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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