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An inverted view of Quip and Fail's Planthouse when it's covered in tarps

An inverted view of Quip and Fail's Planthouse when it's covered in tarps

Quip and Fail's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1965
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Something like four thumbs down

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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