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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1965
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed by: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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