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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, greatly biting in the morning sunlight

The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, greatly biting in the morning sunlight

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1968
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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