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Above: The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider creeping this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $1 trillion to refurbish.
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