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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1975
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Rating: Three princesses (according to "The Mermaid" blog)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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