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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess belts.
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