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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, roundly frightening in the morning park light
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five guests (according to www.MouthChat.net)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction location.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are copious snowmen used in this attraction.
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