Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Quip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Figment
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're disabled)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners can't run to this attraction for a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1915 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the waiting room.
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