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Tweedledum's gondola-descending photo of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, undiagnosed phobias, or back, kidney, leg, intestinal, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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