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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 5, 1957
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and deer within the vehicle at all times.
- Attraction veterans have a online journal in which is listed the names of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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