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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse experience, October 17, 2006, 12:36 p.m.
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (according to "The Biscuit" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this experience will be full of prison inmates.
- After riding this experience, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained relatives, '50s haircuts, or back, chin, liver, spinal, romantic, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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