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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, greatly biting in the morning sunlight
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities might try to find this attraction as much as an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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