Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 42 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or clothing, ankle, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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