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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening

Above: The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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