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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (according to "The Mermaid" blog)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
- Minimum height 30".
- No running or nudity allowed.
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