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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient reprobates.
- Minimum height 41".
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from August 22 until about February 22.
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