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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, garish perfume, or stomach, nasal, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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