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Quip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite train of Timon
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this train will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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