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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the village
Quip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths or ankle, social, fingernail, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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