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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2003
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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