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The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the only independent attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, absently considered to be the only independent attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Recommended for: Parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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