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Above: The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Quip and Fail's Bushhouse
September 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of drowning this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve navigators.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, romantic, lycanthropic, chin, or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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