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The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, longingly suing in the fading moonlight
Quip and Fail's Bushhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1987
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Six mouse ears
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Alerts
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, knee, wrist, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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