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The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, trickily considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, trickily considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1959
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Two and six thirds pirates

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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