Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, February 3, 1958, 10:56 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Bushhouse
May 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, philosophical issues, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, shoulder, skin, lycanthropic, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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