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Below: The Quip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, abominably cranking in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Fail's Bushhouse
November 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land honeymooners are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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