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The Quip and Bale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
Quip and Bale's Treetent
May 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Amy originally intended for this attraction to exploit live soldiers.
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