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Above: A surreal view of Quip and Bale's Treetent when it's not hidden in children
Quip and Bale's Treetent
November 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 28".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or hair, kidney, inner ear, finger, lung, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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