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Ralph's attendee-celebrating photo of Quip and Bale's Treenut
Quip and Bale's Treenut
May 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Bale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may point at you.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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