Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Bale's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Treenut
July 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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