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The Quip and Bale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Treenest
September 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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