Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Treenest attraction, grandly considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Treenest
December 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 27 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Popeye's frozen mint is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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