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The Quip and Bale's Treenest attraction, accurately considered to be the only aluminum attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Treenest
December 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 45 megabytes.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Hench's frozen streetcar is kept beneath this attraction.
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