Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Merlin Jones' kid-splashing photo of Quip and Bale's Treenest
Quip and Bale's Treenest
November 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
No more than four dollars (by Al Weiss)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported scenes.
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