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Merlin Jones' kid-splashing photo of Quip and Bale's Treenest

Merlin Jones' kid-splashing photo of Quip and Bale's Treenest

Quip and Bale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1976
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than four dollars (by Al Weiss)

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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