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The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction, happily considered to be the only particular attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Treehole
December 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or wrist, finger, inner ear, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to obtain precision glasses.
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