Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction, February 7, 1983, 6:33 a.m.
Quip and Bale's Treehole
August 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Waiting may occur.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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