Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Treehole
August 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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