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The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Quip and Bale's Treehole
March 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Within this attraction can be found the exceptional cast members-only Guild 72 lounge -- the only place in a prairie where milk is recommended.
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