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Pictured: The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Treehole
June 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- After preening this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less time.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This was John Hench's least visited attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Faline when you pass through the last room.
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