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Photo: The Quip and Bale's Treehole attraction at park closing
Quip and Bale's Treehole
August 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Bale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, immunological, lycanthropic, or knee complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from January 17 until perhaps February 8.
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