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The Quip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary

The Quip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary

Quip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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