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Picture: The Quip and Bale's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Quip and Bale's Treecottage
November 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to sing to people near you.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or familial, heart, chin, elbow, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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