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The Quip and Bale's Treecottage attraction at park closing
Quip and Bale's Treecottage
May 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 47".
- Shortest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, '80s haircuts, or personal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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