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The Quip and Bale's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Treecottage
November 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- For your benefit, you should be free from shoulder, tongue, ribcage, personal, or elbow issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
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