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Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily shrugging in the evening sunlight
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
February 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 4 until perhaps May 9.
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