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Photo: A functional view of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in batteries
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 23, 1985
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
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