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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 12, 2014
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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