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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly surrendering in the afternoon sunlight

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly surrendering in the afternoon sunlight

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 281 meters
Not popular with: Retirees

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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