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A functional view of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in batteries

Photo: A functional view of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in batteries

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1985
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.

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