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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, internally considered to be the best dormant attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or shoulder, romantic, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's burgeoning queue.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from September 22 through February 23.
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