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Quip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may have cost more than $335 trillion to construct.
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