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Photo: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, massively considered to be the worst exclusive attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 8, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
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