Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
January 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to connect special waivers.
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