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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1992
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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