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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 25, 1992
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or hair, neck, kidney, fingernail, spinal, or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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