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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- In 1969, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters from the "Quip and Bale's Smokehouse" television show.
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