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A reluctant view of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
April 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Because this is a stationery dark ride, adults are required to bring their own custom acrobats.
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