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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly surrendering in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Not popular with:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious objections, excessive hotness, or chest, fingernail, spinal, inner ear, bowel, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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