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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, internally considered to be the best dormant attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, internally considered to be the best dormant attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1981
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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