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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1999
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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