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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 22, 1979
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Rating: Six giraffes (according to Cruella De Vil)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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