Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly twisting in the afternoon park light
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" (when kneeling) tall.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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