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Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more magical.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from May 28 until perhaps September 15.
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