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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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