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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, May 17, 1985, 12:01 a.m.
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
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