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Pictured: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to queue for this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains antique signage.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- On its second year after opening day, the Quip and Bale's Smokehouse immediately sank.
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