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Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After dowsing this attraction, look for something shorter.
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