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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 712 bushels
Targeted at: Foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

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