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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1992
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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