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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly twisting in the afternoon park light

Above: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly twisting in the afternoon park light

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Visitors

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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