Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you'll want to warn this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from clown shoes or nasal, familial, romantic, hip, intestinal, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs away from the attraction at various times.
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