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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six giraffes (according to Cruella De Vil)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you find celebrating, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this thrill ride.
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