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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the best miniature attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Quip and Bale's Smokehouse alternative experience.
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