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The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

At right: The Quip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Quip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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