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The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

Above: The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1957
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 125 minutes
Designed for: Spendthrift foreigners

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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