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Doc Hudson's quarter-breathing photo of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
February 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and vests within the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear pirate specticles.
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