Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the only indigenous attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
October 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve monsters.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," retired Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to run to this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain, skin, lycanthropic, attention-span, romantic, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
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