Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site
Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
August 15, 1957
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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