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Image: The Quip and Bale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Quip and Bale's Planthouse
October 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to pick on your friends.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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