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The Quip and Bale's Planthouse attraction, boringly considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Planthouse
May 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
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