Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Bale's Planthouse attraction, June 30, 1995, 2:43 p.m.
Quip and Bale's Planthouse
November 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Bale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The glow of Quip and Bale's Planthouse can be seen from as far away as Persia.
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