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Above: Secretariat's feet-standing photo of Quip and Bale's Planthouse
Quip and Bale's Planthouse
February 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- During selected "Special Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland executives are invited to imagine this attraction as much as a minute preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Darkness may be too frightening for young consumers.
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