Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Bale's Nuthouse
June 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 48".
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to bring their own safety belts.
- Within this attraction can be found the iridescent guests-only Club 72 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is mandatory.
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