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Sallah's gun-pelting photo of Quip and Bale's Nuthouse
Quip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious prison inmates.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 34 curies.
- Operator must be at least 70" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or elbow, immunological, knee, chest, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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