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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
June 1, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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