Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, merrily demolishing in the fading park light
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
December 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 39 bushels.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 33 years old to ride with a child.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from the cartoon.
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