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Frank Thomas' pylon-fading photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to walk past this ride only under pain of death.
- Before riding this ride, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve mice.
Policies and Warnings
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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