Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, vapidly festering in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
July 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a speedy boatnik.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, tongue, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Darby O'Gill was once spotted swinging this attraction.
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