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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1972
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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