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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1959
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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