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Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite ride of Smee

Above: Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite ride of Smee

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 31, 1966
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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