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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
March 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an animated rainbow.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- At one location in the film, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
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