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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
June 11, 1986
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Rating for employees:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
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