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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a train station

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a train station

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1965
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Four dollars

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

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