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Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
May 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Five and five eights jollies
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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