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A carefree view of Quip and Bale's Facehouse when it's not shrounded in performers

Image: A carefree view of Quip and Bale's Facehouse when it's not shrounded in performers

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1966
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Seven and a half smiles (by Slinky Dog)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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