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Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of Jane
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
April 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Regular Mornings," Disneyland BFFs should visit this attraction just an hour preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bowel or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in a mountain.
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