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Frank Thomas' pylon-fading photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Frank Thomas' pylon-fading photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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