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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, skittishly changing in the shrouded park light

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, skittishly changing in the shrouded park light

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1971
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Ten guests (according to "Rustic Leader" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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