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Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
October 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- One of the buttons was fashioned to recreate similar to Christopher Robin.
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