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Pierre's cougar-cooking photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Pierre's cougar-cooking photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1983
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Rating: Less than six happy faces

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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