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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train as seen from the top of jail

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train as seen from the top of jail

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 2, 2014
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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