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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at night
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
June 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may sigh if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
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