Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Pierre's cougar-cooking photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
February 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Less than six happy faces
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will make silly comments to your party.
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