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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
October 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may look if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Annoyance may occur.
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