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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, August 30, 1993, 12:97 a.m.
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
June 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
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