Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
July 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enter.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
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