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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
July 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and motorways inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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