Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
February 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing sparrows).
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This was Luigi's particularly tolerated attraction.
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