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Bo Peep's branch-irritating photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Bo Peep's branch-irritating photo of Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1981
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Three princesses

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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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