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Image: A carefree view of Quip and Bale's Facehouse when it's not shrounded in performers
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
May 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half smiles (by Slinky Dog)
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons within the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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