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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a place

Above: The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of a place

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1997
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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