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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, merrily demolishing in the fading park light

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, merrily demolishing in the fading park light

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1955
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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