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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at dusk

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at dusk

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating for adults: Seven mouse ears (from, 1987)


Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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