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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train as seen from the top of jail
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
April 2, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this train in the afternoon.
- During any weather, this train may melt.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed train, riders are required to buy pirate specticles.
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