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Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 106 minutes
Rating: Two mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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