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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, February 5, 1969, 3:23 a.m.

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, February 5, 1969, 3:23 a.m.

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1967
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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