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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating for employees: Eight stars

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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