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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at park opening

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction at park opening

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1976
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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