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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
January 21, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Contains antique images that may panic service animals.
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