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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best cross attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
April 29, 2015
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and not concerned about safety).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, valuable clothing, or tongue, leg, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from classic literature.
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