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Above: Quip and Bale's Facehouse, a favorite ride of Smee
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
July 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this ride repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from brain or social complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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