Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
March 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to climb something more exciting.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 93".
- During any storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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