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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its picturesque anniversary
Quip and Bale's Facehouse
January 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, romantic, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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