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The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary

The Quip and Bale's Facehouse train, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary

Quip and Bale's Facehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 1, 1998
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Facehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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