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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, obviously repositioning in the fading sunlight
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
September 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in the Magic Kingdom.
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