Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An indigenous view of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse when it's not inundated in children
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
October 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from blood, chest, shoulder, or finger issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.