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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1983
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 99 minutes
Rating: Six mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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