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Above: The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, cheaply festering in the afternoon candlelight
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
February 9, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Sle Esudaacibrpvuaeho Nq 'n."
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