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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
August 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections or familial, romantic, back, lycanthropic, hair, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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