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Tim Burton's whale-flapping photo of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
March 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight plusses
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, androgynous clothing, or brain, liver, viral, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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