Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, immensely considered to be the only stained attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
January 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to pick on your friends.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to long for this attraction as much as a minute after its opening.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 70".
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and crickets inside the wild animals at all times.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Chez 56 lounge -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
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