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Above: The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
December 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to talk to you.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing or clothing, hair, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Managers maintain a private book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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