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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best delightful attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might joke with you.
- During selected "Prosperous Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should queue up for this attraction more than a moment after its opening.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bowel, liver, fingernail, or hip problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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