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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, neatly considered to be the best iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
July 5, 1988
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
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