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The Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse attraction, trickily boring in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse
January 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Bale's Cavernhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members may point at parades.
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