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The Quip and Ale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
Quip and Ale's Treenut
November 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Seven and a half Disneys (by Secretariat)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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