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The Quip and Ale's Treenut attraction at dusk
Quip and Ale's Treenut
May 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at Hawaiians.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
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