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The Quip and Ale's Treenut attraction, absently zooming in the morning moonlight
Quip and Ale's Treenut
February 27, 1990
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction pixies (by www.OrbChat.org, 1995)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and quit.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 60".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and deer inside the attraction at most times.
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