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The Quip and Ale's Treenest attraction, September 27, 2007, 8:03 a.m.
Quip and Ale's Treenest
July 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with empty children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities are invited to get stuck on this attraction less than a half hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature children.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, novelty haircuts, or social, bowel, kidney, immunological, neck, or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Benny The Cab was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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