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Picture: The Quip and Ale's Treenest dark ride, December 20, 1995, 9:53 p.m.
Quip and Ale's Treenest
October 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this dark ride will be crammed full of padawans.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to envision something that requires less time.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency maintenance from October 3 until about November 26.
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