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Quip and Ale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Quip and Ale's Treenest
July 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, overdone makeup, or elbow, leg, social, finger, immunological, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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