Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Ale's Treenest attraction, jealously washing in the evening sunlight
Quip and Ale's Treenest
September 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious zombies.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 23".
- Operator must be at least 67" (dripping wet) tall.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 2 years old to ride in back.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume, sin, or ankle, ribcage, neck, clothing, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique signage.
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