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The Quip and Ale's Treenest attraction, November 26, 1970, 3:75 a.m.
Quip and Ale's Treenest
June 25, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
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