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The Quip and Ale's Treenest attraction, handsomely haunting in the morning sunlight
Quip and Ale's Treenest
May 11, 2011
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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