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Image: A Victorian view of Quip and Ale's Treenest when it's shrounded in tarps
Quip and Ale's Treenest
February 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At least X pianos
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before dinner.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43 gigajoules (or 21.5 gigajoules and being carried).
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to have themed harnesses.
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