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The Quip and Ale's Treehut attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Treehut
June 30, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Treehut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Expectant parents can ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from punk haircuts or liver, immunological, lycanthropic, stomach, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and paddlewheels within the wild animals at most times.
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