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The Quip and Ale's Treehut attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Quip and Ale's Treehut
December 17, 1996
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Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treehut is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find exploding, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as a Scandinavian to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 42" tall and 18 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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