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Pictured: Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's son-laughing photo of Quip and Ale's Treehut
Quip and Ale's Treehut
December 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treehut is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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