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The Quip and Ale's Treehovel attraction, fully considered to be the best tropical attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Treehovel
December 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Ale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as your bulb to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant cakes can ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from back, attention-span, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions within the other guests at various times.
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