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Picture: The Quip and Ale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its classic anniversary
Quip and Ale's Treehovel
October 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Ale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 39".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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