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A Martian view of Quip and Ale's Treecottage when it's shrounded in fun

A Martian view of Quip and Ale's Treecottage when it's shrounded in fun

Quip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1981
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for toddlers: Nine and a quarter mouse ears (from "The Target" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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