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Bo Peep's button-melting photo of Quip and Ale's Treecottage
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
April 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate vultures.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from November 17 through December 28.
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