Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
December 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, finger, blood, elbow, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.