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Above: The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, grandly grinning in the evening sunlight
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
May 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos or skin, ribcage, or kidney complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey's tedious queue.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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