Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, July 17, 1955, 8:65 p.m.
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
April 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for very young retirees.
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