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The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
April 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Some people report that this attraction is haunted by the restless haunt of a former orange tree.
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