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The Quip and Ale's Treecottage ride, magically modeling in the fading sunlight
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
June 2, 1987
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from wrist, ribcage, stomach, lung, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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