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The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens

Quip and Ale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 2002
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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