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Quip and Ale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Leota
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
February 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
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