Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Quip and Ale's Treecottage
November 2, 2002
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from May 8 until about December 3.
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