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At right: The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to purchase princess pants.
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