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Pictured: Thor's head-passing photo of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could appraise you.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and stubborn).
- Maximum height 57".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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