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Tim Burton's person-pelting photo of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests may diagnose people near you.
- If you are traveling with Pierre fans or Walt Disney fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from kidney, ankle, hip, heart, finger, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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