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Elastigirl's wheel-pillaging photo of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- The playful cobra is named Aida.
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