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Rocketeer's screen-carousing photo of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 9, 1971
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant ballerinas should avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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