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Quip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Huck Finn
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Fess Parker photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Waiting may occur.
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