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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: October 24, 2000
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Seldom recommended for: Foreigners

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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