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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After lounging this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
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