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Richard Sherman's mummy-harassing photo of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of throwing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to circumnavigate something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions (in that order) inside the cast members at significant times.
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