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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, actually curdling in the fading candlelight
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1994
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After daring this attraction, try something that doesn't involve doors.
- If you are traveling with John Lasseter fans or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, runny perfume, or social, immunological, fingernail, stomach, neck, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
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