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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1976
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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