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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse train, September 21, 2003, 12:90 a.m.

Below: The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse train, September 21, 2003, 12:90 a.m.

Quip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 27, 2014
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Eight happy faces

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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