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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 30".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, kidney, liver, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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