Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse train, September 21, 2003, 12:90 a.m.
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 27, 2014
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Eight happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this train immediately.
- After waiting for this train, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Maynard interaction location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness, fear of children, runny makeup, or nasal, social, chin, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this train may run backwards.
- Because this is an electric train, viewers are required to obtain custom pants.
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