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The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse experience during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a full moon, this experience will be full of Darby O'Gill impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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