Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A cursed view of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the writings of Ollie Johnson.
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