Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to joke with you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enjoy this .
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to purchase special belts.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.