Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly sailing in the fading sunlight
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by "The Parrot" editor, 1986)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, bowel, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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