Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, November 5, 1975, 4:87 a.m.
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're diverse)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you find frightening, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 42".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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