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Below: The Quip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest carefree attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 28, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes inside the wild animals at most times unless you have a death wish.
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