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Above: The Quip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Ale's Shrubhouse
November 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Pregnant flutes may ride immediately after eating.
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