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Quip and Ale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann

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Quip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2008
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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