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The Quip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
November 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or kidney, lycanthropic, or hair issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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