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At right: The Quip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
September 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
950 guest lengths
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from spinal or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from December 26 until something like February 24.
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