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Quip and Ale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Scar

Quip and Ale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Scar

Quip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1998
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for delusional people: Nine pirates

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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