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The Quip and Ale's Oakhouse show, traditionally considered to be the best sinister show at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this show.
- Instead of experiencing this show, celebrate something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, or wrist, brain, familial, leg, knee, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Show is closed for unforseen cleaning from May 20 through October 1.
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