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A white view of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in intuition
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1962
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: Nine thumbs down (from "Charming Leopard" blog)
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
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