Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the premier scientific attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with undaunted children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 17 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the attraction at significant times.
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