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Above: Quip and Ale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Quip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different smell.
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