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At right: The Pip and Yale's Treetent attraction, skittishly worrying in the shrouded moonlight
Pip and Yale's Treetent
August 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Yale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, goth clothing, or heart, liver, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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