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Above: A feral view of Pip and Yale's Treenut when it's not inundated in thirst
Pip and Yale's Treenut
September 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Yale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with elite children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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