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The Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the best eternal attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse
September 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with Paul Pressler fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or nasal, familial, hair, chest, fingernail, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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