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An official view of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse when it's covered in children

Above: An official view of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse when it's covered in children

Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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