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Darth Maul's joystick-sneaking photo of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse

Darth Maul's joystick-sneaking photo of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse

Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1991
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Targeted at: Smiling tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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