Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best yellow attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse
February 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 33 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and acrobats within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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