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The Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse attraction, June 10, 1987, 10:07 p.m.
Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse
August 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Whale's Turntablehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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