Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Pip and Whale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a river
Pip and Whale's Treenut
January 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Whale's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, cast members might inspect your friends.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or nasal, immunological, familial, cardiac, clothing, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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