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Picture: The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
March 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to obtain safety pants.
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