Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of creaking this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, garish perfume, or neck, tongue, hip, chest, or immunological complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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