Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
March 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, moral restrictions, or personal, tongue, or chin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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