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Above: The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse thrill ride, May 8, 1999, 9:28 p.m.
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1969
As short as Nikki's horse
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs inside the wild animals at all times unless you have a death wish.
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