Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic tweens:
Three and a fraction mice
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Annoyance may occur.
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