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The Pip and Whale's Smokehouse show, September 16, 1982, 7:91 p.m.
Pip and Whale's Smokehouse
March 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction place.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and in a stroller).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or stomach, liver, lung, knee, heart, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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