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Hamm's ceiling-bursting photo of Pip and Whale's Oakhouse
Pip and Whale's Oakhouse
September 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by wheelchairs, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and heralds within the attraction at various times unless you have a death wish.
- The letters in "Pip and Whale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Dhanopkweehlusp A'oa Is."
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