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The Pip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, January 19, 1981, 12:15 p.m.

Pictured: The Pip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, January 19, 1981, 12:15 p.m.

Pip and Wale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1981
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're festive)
Rating: Precisely nine pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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