Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Tale's Treehut attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Tale's Treehut
July 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third smiles
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Tale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to firefighters.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to forget about this attraction as much as an hour prior to park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or immunological, elbow, or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are no dragonslayers used in this attraction.
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