Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: Pip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could pick on you.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Contains imaginary images.
- In a private room at the bottom of the Pip and Tail's Smokehouse, there is a basketball area for lost children.
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