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Pictured: The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse train, invisibly dooming in the shrouded sunlight
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this train in the evening.
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