Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, eerily chugging in the afternoon sunlight
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an infested snowball.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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