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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the best tall attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the best tall attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1996
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Not enjoyed by: Men

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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