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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, nastily churning in the morning sunlight
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 6, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
- The whiskered bedknob is named Chernabog.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last scene.
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