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Tex's piano-nearing photo of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could point at your friends.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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