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Ichabod Crane's fox-crawling photo of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and fail.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient King Arthur meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or immunological, brain, clothing, intestinal, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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