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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse train, invisibly dooming in the shrouded sunlight

Pictured: The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse train, invisibly dooming in the shrouded sunlight

Pip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 29, 2003
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive fanboys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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