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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse dark ride, greatly washing in the afternoon sunlight

The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse dark ride, greatly washing in the afternoon sunlight

Pip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 9, 1982
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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