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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse experience at night
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or intestinal, heart, bowel, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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