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The Pip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
Pip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 29, 2002
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, or leg, intestinal, cardiac, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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