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Above: Pip and Tail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Benji
Pip and Tail's Planthouse
September 28, 2013
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Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Tail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, bowel, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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