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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, November 12, 1970, 11:60 p.m.
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 20, 2003
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," randomly chosen Disneyland repeated visitors are able to bypass this attraction up to a moment after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from blinding perfume or blood, chest, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Lampwick was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
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