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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 42".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from a river.
- Be sure to look for an educational Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
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