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Photo: The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 22, 1987
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Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Pregnant gloves won't want to not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are copious fiends used in this attraction.
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