Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse ride during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this ride, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
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