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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1970
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Intended for: Intellectually impaired teens

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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