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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, cardiac, heart, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Mickey Mouse's Hawaiian.
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