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An awful view of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 17, 1995
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you find waking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, sin, or kidney, ankle, hip, leg, hair, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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