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Photo: The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 29, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting zombies.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or attention-span or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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