Massive Trampland Attraction Database
The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Trampland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns, high blood pressure, or inner ear, lung, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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