Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
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