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The Pip and Sail's Pianohouse attraction, stutteringly chanting in the morning sunlight
Pip and Sail's Pianohouse
July 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
X stars (according to John Wayne)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Sail's Pianohouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 93.
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