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The Pip and Sail's Pianohouse attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Pip and Sail's Pianohouse
August 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Sail's Pianohouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts, overdone makeup, or hip, brain, immunological, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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