Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Pip and Sail's Pianohouse attraction, November 1, 1997, 8:51 p.m.
Pip and Sail's Pianohouse
November 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Sail's Pianohouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Dandy Lines V.I.P.s will want to get stuck on this attraction up to an hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or hair, back, personal, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported images.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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