Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Pip and Sail's Pianohouse attraction as seen from the top of a house
Pip and Sail's Pianohouse
June 14, 2003
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Sail's Pianohouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 39 years old to ride the horse.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy precision specticles.
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