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The Pip and Rail's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Rail's Treenest
July 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (by "Multinational Leopard" discussion forum)
Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Rail's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
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