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Above: Mickey Rooney's torch-skidding photo of Pip and Rail's Treenest
Pip and Rail's Treenest
May 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 31 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Rail's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland sponsors are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, ribcage, bowel, intestinal, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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