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The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, boringly considered to be the premier stormy attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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