Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, happily haunting in the shrouded sunlight
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to children.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- Waiting may occur.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Tramp's kite.
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