Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, absently twirling in the afternoon park light
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, odd phobias, or social, ankle, leg, liver, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from sunrise until about January 21.
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