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The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Speakeasy 74 dining room -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is mandatory.
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