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The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 23, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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