Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, October 30, 1997, 9:74 a.m.
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph thingy.
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