Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Pip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Figaro
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Hyperactive family reunions
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this ride in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland vacationers will want to get stuck on this ride for a half hour before everyone else.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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