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Above: A strong view of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in spies
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 8, 2012
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Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve cribs.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to enjoy this attraction just a half hour preceeding its opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction veterans keep a massive journal in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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