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A real view of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in books

A real view of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in books

Pip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1976
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Popular with: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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