Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 59".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young retirees.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to wear themed belts.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from July 27 to February 22.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in Marceline Missouri.
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