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The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, water-soluable clothing, or bowel, elbow, or liver disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses within the entangling vines at all times.
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