Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, May 23, 1996, 2:01 p.m.
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a free rocket.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something less magical.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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