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The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse adventure at first light
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- For your health, you should be free from blood, back, chin, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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