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At right: Underdog's gemstone-pulsating photo of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 13, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to purchase special glasses.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can just see a beloved attraction.
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