Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Pip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Six and a smidge mouse ears (according to www.PelicanPlanet.com, 1995)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of glasses used in this attraction.
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