Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Pip and Rail's Nuthouse
May 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird growths, or liver or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and doors within the vehicle at various times.
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