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Pip and Rail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Pip and Rail's Nuthouse
June 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge guests
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from moral requirements, emotional baggage, or kidney, back, romantic, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Pocahontas' frozen mammoth is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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