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Tonka's barge-viewing photo of Pip and Quail's Treeshack
Pip and Quail's Treeshack
March 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Treeshack is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or lung, bowel, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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