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The Pip and Quail's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
Pip and Quail's Treehut
May 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Quail's Treehut is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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