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Above: The Pip and Quail's Treehut attraction at park opening
Pip and Quail's Treehut
March 27, 2011
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Quail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with undaunted haunts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Pregnant robots should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In a private space at the top of the Pip and Quail's Treehut, there is a handball video game for lost children.
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