Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, August 17, 1962, 11:85 a.m.
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider frightening this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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