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A spooky view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
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