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Picture: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 12, 2000
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Rating for humans:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs, excessive hotness, or neck, shoulder, heart, lycanthropic, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to wear themed waivers.
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