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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1970
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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