Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, January 8, 2007, 2:60 p.m.
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or stomach, lung, heart, romantic, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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