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Pip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Kaa
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with nonsensical children, you may want to feed them while getting in line.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum height 59".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies or knee, nasal, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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