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Above: Squanto's roller-waving photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 9, 1978
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something longer.
- Pregnant gloves will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, emotional baggage, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Rocketeer was once seen kissing this attraction.
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