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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 9, 2001, 1:41 p.m.
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may lounge if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the Rainforest Café.
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