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A spooky view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness

A spooky view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 1987
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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