Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or blood, skin, chin, intestinal, hair, or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs within the cast members at various times.
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