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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly licking in the evening moonlight

Below: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly licking in the evening moonlight

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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