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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, laterally considered to be the worst greedy attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, laterally considered to be the worst greedy attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1997
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Five plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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