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Below: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly licking in the evening moonlight
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less experience.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
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