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An undaunted view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven smiles
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and heavily bearded).
- This was one of the so-called "H ticket" attractions.
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