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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, August 17, 1962, 11:85 a.m.

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, August 17, 1962, 11:85 a.m.

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1987
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Seven rainbows (by www.Elephants.biz)

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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