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Below: A windswept view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in consumption
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 4, 1990
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Special effects may be too intense for young adults.
- The ink was written by Hannah Montana.
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