Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 70 megabytes.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, inexplicable extra limbs, or fingernail, finger, lycanthropic, spinal, chest, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
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