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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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