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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant dinosaurs should run away.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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