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A windswept view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in consumption

Below: A windswept view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in consumption

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1990
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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