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Photo: Ron Clements' gorilla-descending photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're obvious)
No more than two guests
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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