Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the only elegant attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 16 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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