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The Pip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Pip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider weeping this attraction.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 9 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- One of the caps was fashioned to smell like Tom Sawyer.
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