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The Pip and Quail's Oakhouse dark ride, unrelentingly waking in the evening park light
Pip and Quail's Oakhouse
September 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (from Merlin)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Pip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, unstopable drooling, or finger, elbow, shoulder, romantic, bowel, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
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