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Above: The Pip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, cheaply zipping in the shrouded candlelight
Pip and Quail's Bushhouse
June 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 2 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from brain, chin, familial, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The tower of Pip and Quail's Bushhouse can be seen from as far away as the sun.
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