Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, August 29, 1975, 8:48 p.m.
Pip and Quail's Bushhouse
March 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
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