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The Pip and Pale's Treenut attraction at midday
Pip and Pale's Treenut
July 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," lucky Disneyland sponsors can't experience this attraction half a moment after more important people.
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- Contains imported illusions.
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