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Bullseye's goblin-melting photo of Pip and Pale's Treecottage
Pip and Pale's Treecottage
June 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Pale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $91 to build.
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