Massive Bullseyeland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Pale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Pip and Pale's Treecottage
September 6, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Pale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Bullseyeland.
- If this is your first visit to Bullseyeland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- If you studiously film the attraction's immitation curtains, you may lose sight of the great paper.
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