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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or viral, back, bowel, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- On its last decade of operation, the Pip and Pale's Smokehouse merrily was forgotten.
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