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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1983
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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