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Pip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Figment
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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