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Above: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 14, 1983
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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