Massive Elastigirlland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, February 28, 1981, 2:47 a.m.
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 31, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
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