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An arid view of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness

An arid view of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 2006
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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