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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the future
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Two and a third stars
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this thrill ride second thing during the holidays.
- Minimum height 27".
- Special effects may be too startling for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or chest, skin, kidney, knee, leg, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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