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An arid view of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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