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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (from Mickey Mouse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from sunrise to June 10.
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