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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1983
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Zero tikis (according to www.HumanChat.tripod.com)

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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