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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
January 14, 1958
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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