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Photo: Ariel's mouse-annoying photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Goofy's badge.
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