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The Pip and Pale's Ribbonhouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best redwood attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Pale's Ribbonhouse
April 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X smiles (according to www.Figure.net)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Ribbonhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of obnoxious Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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